So our plan was to take it easy for Saturday because we wanted to be nice and rested in order to be ready for the case/bottle race that was taking place Saturday night. We made it clear that we weren’t drinking Friday night because we didn’t want to go into this race with anything but hydrated bodies.

Long story short, we did the complete opposite of what we said we were going to do and got completely shithoused Friday night and then drank all day Saturday leading up to the case race. By the time we got to the party, there was no way in hell anybody was going to be able to chug beers, let alone chug liquor on top of that. Needless to say, the case race never went down.

Later that night, my buddy who was in from out of town, was pretty banged up. All the drinking had finally caught up with him and he started bitching about somebody ashing a cigarette in his beer. My friends and I always take advantage of an opportunity to fuck with a drunk so we issued him a physical challenge to see if he could finish the cigarette beer without throwing up.

He chugged it, gagged, but didn’t throw up. The room started chanting, “Pull-the-trigger! Pull-the-trigger! Pull-the-trigger! ” He ran around the room, chugged everybody’s beer and immediately projectile vomited into the garbage can.

Some girl that was sweating his nuts all night walked into the room right after he had finished throwing up all over himself and the garbage can. Right as they started to talk...somebody in the room begin to play the bongo drums to the beat of "Blow-ooo-job, Bloww-ooo-job" The rest of the room quickly joined in and sure enough she got on her knees and went to work. Before I had a chance to even wipe my eyes from laughing so hard, a mob of people were following him and this girl into the garage. The chanting continued and whatever the party would say those two would do:

“TAKE-HIS-SHIRT-OFF! TAKE-HIS-SHIRT-OFF! TAKE-HIS-SHIRT-OFF!”

“RIP-HER-SHIRT-OFF! RIP-HER-SHIRT-OFF! RIP-HER-SHIRT-OFF!”

She lifted his shirt off and he completely ripped her shirt to threads.

"SUCK-HIS-DICK!  SUCK-HIS-DICK!  SUCK-HIS-DICK!"

“SUCK-HER-NIPPLE! SUCK-HER-NIPPLE! SUCK-HER-NIPPLE!”

“LICK-HIS-ASSHOLE! LICK-HIS-ASSHOLE! LICK-HIS-ASSHOLE!”

He pulled down his pants and she proceeded to munch his butt. It was probably the most foul thing I have ever seen in my life (Most foul thing live.  Somebody once showed me a video of a horse banging some girl.  That takes the cake.)  The final chant went like this:

“GATOR CRUNCH! GATOR CRUNCH! GATOR CRUNCH!”

Everybody shouted Gator Crunch as they moved their hands up and down like a gators mouth opening and closing. Just imagine the whole time these two were going at it, this kid was wearing the gator mask in the picture below:

By the way this is all on video.

[Editors Note:] The person that uploaded this story said he'd make the sound available from video but not the actual video. We'll attach it to this story as soon as we get it.